The boss of a Madison Avenue Advertising Agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week.
When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was have a quick contest.
The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.
The only rule was that they had to use past AD slogans, originally written for other products . but which captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
About thirty minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone in the entire Ad Agency!
The top ten suggested slogans were:
10. Viagra . Whaaaazzzz uuuuuuuuuupppp!
9. Viagra . The quicker pecker picker upper.
8. Viagra, like a rock!
7. Viagra . When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra . Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra . Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra . Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra . Home of the whopper!
2. Viagra . We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. Viagra . This is your winkie. This is your winkie on drugs.
