Collection of jokes from my email


Sunday, January 13, 2008

Always Allow The Boss To Speak First

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says: Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each

So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. and he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said, want these two idiots back right now

Lesson :- ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK FIRST