Collection of jokes from my email


Thursday, January 31, 2008

The 7 most important men in a woman's life

The Doctor:Because, he tells you to take off your clothes.

The Dentist:Because, he tells you to open wide.

The Milkman:Because, he asks you;do you want it in the front or the back?

The Hairdresser: Because, he asks you do you want it blown or teased?

The Interior Decorater:Because, he tells you once it's in you'll like it.

The Banker:Because, he tells you, if you take it out to soon,you'll lose interest.

Last But Not Least,The Hunter:Because, he goes deep into the bush, he always shoots twice,and he always eats what he shoots.