SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congrats"
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good Job".
Moral of the story:
"Hard work is never appreciated"
Do you agree ?
SIMPLE TRUTH 3
Woman sleeps with 3 men, everyone calls her a slut
But when a man sleeps with 10 women, everyone calls him a real man. How come?"
Truth of the story:
When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's a bad lock.
But when one key can open 10 different locks, its a Master Key . . . !"
