Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman
pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. 'That was my pager,' she said. I have a
microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, 'that was
my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.'
The older woman felt very low -tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out
of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally said........ .'Well, will you look at that....I'm
getting a fax!'
