Collection of jokes from my email


Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Buzzing undies make shopper faint

A woman collapsed in a supermarket when her vibrating panties made her faint with pleasure.

the housewife was wearing a pair of battery-operated Passion Pants, bought from a sex shop while she did her shopping.

but she got so stimulated by the 6cm vibrating bullet in the panties that she lost consciousness.

She fell and hit her head in the crowded supermarket. when paramedics arrived, they found her black imitation leather knickers still buzzing.

They took them off before ambulance took her to hospital. The woman suffered no long-lasting ill-effects.

And as she left the hospital, a paramedic gave her back the Passion Pants in a plastic bag.