Collection of jokes from my email


Friday, September 12, 2008

Pregnant Student

The Old Professor was administering a test in College, when he noticed
that one of his students, who was quite obviously pregnant, kept rubbing her side.

Before the student left, he asked her, "Are you okay? I noticed you were
holding onto your side."

"Oh, I'm fine," the student answered. "It's just that my baby was pushing
his foot up and down my ribs, and it hurt a little."

The Old Professor, feeling genuinely relieved, said, "Well, that's good."


"Yeah," commented the girl, "It's strange, too. He normally sleeps during
your class."