Collection of jokes from my email


Friday, March 21, 2008

Get Even, Not Angry

A Repentant Husband apologized to wife, "Honey, I got mad at you a lot,
but you a Goddess of Calm, never returned my verbal blows.
How do you control your rage towards me?"
Wife replied, "I start cleaning the toilet when you get mad. It helps me soothe down."

Overwhelmed husband asked, "Perhaps flowing cold water, Is it?"

Wife replied, "No, cleaning the toilet with your toothbrush."