Collection of jokes from my email


Monday, December 19, 2011

Dating

A guy went up to his father saying : Daddy , I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl !

Father : Thats great son , Who is it ?
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Son : Its sandra , the neighbour's daughter

Father : Ohh ! I wish you hadnt said that .I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually yur sister

The boy naturally bummed out, but life goes on and indeed a couple of months later

Son: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!

Father : Thats great son who is it ?

Son : Its angela , The other neighbours daughter

Father : Ohhh ! I wish you hadnt said that . Angela is also yur sister This went on couple of times and the son was mad, he went straight to his mother crying

Son : Mom, I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six gals but i cant date any of them. Because dad is their father

The mother hugs him affectionaly and said : My son , you can date whomever you want, He isnt' your father .