Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three
minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a
romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he
lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It
was like a fairytale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell
asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they
cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my
wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left
for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home
remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the
house! After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my
wife was jabbering away for another hour!
