double meaning quotes

1. "Take your clothes off." - The Doctor
   
   
2. "Open wide." - The Dentist
   
   
3. "Do you want it teased or blown?" - The Hairdresser
   
   
4. "Do you want it in the front or the back?" - The Milkman
   
   
5. "Once it's in, you'll love it!" - The Interior Decorator
   
   
6. "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again." - The Stock Broker
   
   
7. "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest." - The Banker
   
   
8. "Shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots." -The Hunter
   
   
9. "Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?" - The Telephone Guy